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Trump Brags About Latest Cognitive Test After Crushing Kids Menu Maze (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 64 points 8 months ago

"I didn't even start at the end, folks."

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 26 points 8 months ago

I had to check the community when I saw the headline, although the article is a bit heavy-handed.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Man, I wonder who owns the hard drimes. They clearly have more budget than the Onion!

[–] ech@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I've definitely been finding their headlines to be much more clever than the Onion's for a little while now. They really don't pull punches, either, while the Onion's felt a bit meek.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The onions sound more legitimate. These are silly but fun.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah more of the onion forces me to check the source than hard times. Still funny though.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 8 months ago

They take more suggested titles, so they have more to pull from.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The headline got me for a second there, but only because it's exactly what I'd expect from that piece of shit.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What a big strong man!! Ok, time for your diaper change.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

to be fair i don’t think i could solve that one