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[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago (3 children)

pro tip.. You can press the Your mother and I are getting divorced. keY and delete everY letter you dont need. thats how i message mY son.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

press

Oh yeah? How did you type this then? I smell an impostor!

[–] NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Simple, he copied it from your comment

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gingernate@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

Modern way of writing ran some notes with letters clipped from newspapers and magazines

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

That explains why my dad seemingly takes 17 minutes to type out a short message every time.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

how are you typing the “p”?

[–] lil@lemy.lol 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 months ago

And my axe!

[–] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Your mother and I are getting divorced

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

My boss sent me a "k" when I asked him if I could change my schedule in 3-4 line message. He's a great guy, he's just very efficient in the way he sends messages lol. So now if I get asked if I can come in earlier etc. I just responded with a lowercase "yes", but I might try an emoji next time. I really love this job

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Your mother and I are getting a divorce 👍

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

😂😂😂

(Love, Grandpa)

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

This reminds me of a post in a pensioners' forum where an elderly lady posted '[forename] didn't wake up today' with the yellow rofl emoji background.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 5 months ago

Grandpa: I'm using the emojis because I don't want to tell him his memes suck

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

actually probably possible with Samsung Key Cafe.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

it wont me save a keyboard without all the letters...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

That's dumb what if I never use

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Your mother and I are getting divorced👍👍👍OK

Unfortunately this is as close as it gets :p

if anyone's interested, here's the kcf file for the Key Cafe layout: https://files.catbox.moe/yrdlpr.kcf

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

? Where are the buttons for dad jokes

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dad jokes are made in person. Short messages are preferable, OK. 👍

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your mother and I are getting divorced

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But how will my dad type out text messages in letter form with this?

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 3 points 5 months ago