How to be a pro sysadmin : funny

[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

c sharp has different meaning now.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

jams the tacks into his fingers so he can press Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v slightly sooner because the tacks extend his finger length

Professionals know: No pain, no gain.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

That's some BDSM shit... wonder how you handle cactuses.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You just grab 'em anywhere and put 'em where you need.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Simple, elegant... I like it 👍.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago

"hey where do you want this cactus? ... Yeah I can wait"

starts doing busker tricks with cactus, bleeding profusely, happy

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

BSD*

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago

Might I interest you in a career in DevOps. I think you'd be a perfect fit.

[+] Mikufan@ani.social 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] itwasawednesday@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I do a tonne of copy paste for work and have one of these:

https://a.aliexpress.com/_mPusSb4

Works great!

[–] Vent@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Blasphemy, this would require lifting your hands from the home row for longer than 10ms.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have them on my mouse. I'm not as fast using the mouse ones, but it lets me be lazier and only use one hand to get through a lot.

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

CTRL + C is for terminating process occupying current terminal. How would I do sysadmin without that?

[–] Vent@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Easy, don't run any commands you don't intend on seeing through.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago

Just bg everything, like I've got time to wait for an ls to get back to me when zooming around the dark infoscape

que me cd-ing back and forth between Downloads and /opt wondering why the thing isn't working

[–] GiantRobotTRex@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 months ago

Ctrl+z followed by kill %1?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago

CTRL + \ crew. It's the only way to be sure

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm a Shift + Insert kind of guy

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I use ViM, so y and p are all I need.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago

Sharing system clipboard with buffer 0 changed my life

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago

Middle mouse button checking in

[–] brianary@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

And Ctrl + Insert.

It can be more convenient with Dvorak.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Got it. No cat or mv allowed.

Also, CTRL-C and CTRL-Z just reduce your productivity by allowing multitasking.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Too late: I’ve already got thick callouses on those fingers.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

The tacks are for training.

[–] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 7 months ago

meanwhile yp users 😎😎

[–] humdrumgentleman@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Vim and Emacs users both offended, but not for the same keys.

[+] egonallanon@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

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Funny