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[–] ChokingHazard63@sh.itjust.works 73 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, poetry, but who are we eating first? Where's the action?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yes but are we doing depth first or breadth first? Or maybe Dijkstra if we can come up with a reasonable cost function?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fucking CS majors, man. *rubs temples*

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where do you even GET to major in Counterstrike, anyway? 😛

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Or maybe Dijkstra

The Redanian spymaster/chancellor/crimelord? I'm not sure he's on our side tbh..

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

After you, my good sir or madam.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Alright, let's do this. LEEEROOOY JEEEENKIIINSSSS!

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

"Did he just pull the entire raid?"

Cue class wars

[–] AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Jamie Dimon’s Bedford House: A luxurious property located at 144 Sarles St, Mt Kisco, NY 10549

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

And not P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? I'm disappointed.

[–] ChokingHazard63@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Ooo JP Morgan, I like it!

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChokingHazard63@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ugh, I bet he doesn't taste good. I'd need a lot of BBQ sauce.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I take it back. Just read the news and decided to start with musk.

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

To be honest, eating them would be a bad idea because of how full of garbage they are. I say we recycle them or feed them to the zoo kitties. /S

[–] evranch@lemmy.ca 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Boss makes a million

I make a buck

I cut the converter

Off the company truck

[–] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I saw buck and converter and I thought you were going for an electronics joke

[–] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

This world is in need of FULL BRIDGE RECTIFYING

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

just to be clear, when you say riot, you really mean eat the rich right?

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pad the coffers of our local guillotine co-op.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That second to last word... Hues? Dues? Lues?

[–] 6Barbetriebsdruck@feddit.de 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zekas@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Would've been easier to see if they hadn't run out of pen dotting the j's

[–] Milta@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago

Think it's lives

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

And their grandpa Scrooge

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 24 points 5 months ago

Here I sit, broken hearted..

Get the fuck off the pot, revolutions started

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 5 months ago

Almost as poignant as:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

Came to shit and only farted.

Then one day, just by chance,

Tried to fart and shat my pants!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

This is far better bathroom graffiti than "don't look up, you'll miss. Don't look down, you'll cry."

Although I quite like that one too.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Ya know, it's not that hard to get away with murder. Or arson, for that matter.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Watcher had a video on some arson case from the 80's where the arsonist was recording the fires he did and at one point an investigator realized that one of videos of the fires he had responded to and recorded himself, was taken at the same time as his video from 3 feet behind him. They never caught the dude.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if it would play out that way today with cameras everywhere

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It is when the victim has more money than some countries

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

It's also far easier for the person with money to get away with.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

And enough cash for body guards and/or a mercenary army. But let me indulge in wishful thinking, haha

[–] hoss@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 months ago

I mean, you can build a drone with parts bought with cash, and napalm is just bar soap gently dissolved in warm gasoline, and a relay/battery/grill sparker circuit can be triggered with the drone's remote control

Not that I ever think about what you could do with these things or any combination thereof...

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I don't even care if I go down for it.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Famous last words for sure 😄

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I imagine "it's not that hard to get away with murder" or "arson" was said by a lot of people currently in prison.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

“Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That’s why I always shit on company time.”

Give a nickle raise… save more on TP

Seriously though. Everyone should be in a union

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[–] Debs@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 months ago

Last line should be

"And take what's ours back"

2030 is the date.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
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