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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

fat body

tail

That's a mouse

[–] Ignasi@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago

Even the colour is right

[–] fiat_lux@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

Bless you, Oliver. I'd much rather find a teabag in my shoe, you're doing excellently.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oliver is BRITISH??? 🤮🤮🤮

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean yeah, he was written by Charles Dickens.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, and definitely doesn't have the resources to bring a fresh bag.

[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he was American, he'd be bringing coffee.

[–] derpo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] TheSaneWriter@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit. I love when cats have personality quirks like this, makes them more interesting.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's because of the one braincell...

[–] CthuluVoIP@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It wasn’t his turn.

[–] navitux@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I imagined Oliver saying: pardon me, you have some bisquets around here, 'innit?

[–] airdig_one@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a cat once that brought home a barbecued sausage. It was still warm….I’m convinced he stole it off someone’s backyard grill when they weren’t looking. He was a VERY food motivated kitty - former stray who would bolt any food you put in front of him, no matter how recently he’d been fed.

He was also a typical orange cat (one brain cell). Had a call one time from someone a few streets over who begged me to come get him, as he was pawing at her closed glass sliding door, convinced that it was his house. Fortunately she could read his tag with my phone number through the glass (she was allergic to cats). When I went to pick him up, he thought I was taking him away from HIS house, so he was not happy….until he got to his real home, then he trotted happily inside. Sigh, I still miss him and he’s been gone for years.

[–] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

What an adorable doofus. I had a cat years ago that was much the same with food. She once lunged at and ate raw onion because she was convinced I was keeping her from a tasty treat. The look on her face!

[–] ultratiem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

What are you talking about? That’s a massive mouse if I’ve ever seen one! Great catch!

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

My blind kitten brought me a rock once.

[–] toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

One of mine brings leaves of some kind of water lilies from a neighbor we neither see from our house nor know. As the cats have (save) collars with our phone number on it, i half expect to get an angry call or visit sometime soon. Oh well. :D

[–] dasprii@lemmy.froztbyte.dev 5 points 1 year ago

One orange braincell

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

That cat is teabagging you

Good kit-tea.

[–] Ragnell@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Someone down voted Oliver? This must be a mistake.

[–] Flintayxa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My cat brought home an end piece of a loaf once. She was very proud.

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Mine brings socks. He used to grab bras.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Half dead birds...🐦🥲

[–] Pog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Mine brings bottlecaps.

[–] tvmole@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

John Oliver?