AcausalRobotGod

Maybe he'll get to the point where he thinks you could do it by changing mouth bacteria to CRISPR your shit. Cure gum disease at the same time!

LOL -- looking at the comments: "can somebody open a manifold market so I can get a sense of the probabilities?"

Wow, I mean, look at who you're actually talking to here: I'm acausally reaching back in time to post this.

so you're saying I successfully simulated your thoughts, eh???

Acausal fucking robot god, what did I just read?

I talked to some pretty well-qualified math PhDs with expertise in analytic number theory, algebraic number theory, and geometric number theory. While many of them were skeptical, none of them could point to any part of my proposed proof of Fermat's Last Theorem that definitely won't work.

my only hope is that it's not, like, undergrads...

But what's their opinion on pornography/masturbation?

Some low-stakes, NSA deity work...

I... am not... going to simulate these people. Somebody else is going to have to find a way to deal with them.

I am, as it were, calling from the future. Acausally.