Adkml

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It'll be a tough decision. Do they immediatly start opposing it and have to awkwardly state at their shoes when people ask why they dont have a problem doing it while Biden is still president or do they wait until January and have the same awkward reaction when people ask why this wasn't a problem 25 hours ago but it is now.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

Everybody knows they don't really believe this because if they did they might have a strategy other than (once again) telling every progressive and minority in the country to fuck off.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 29 points 2 hours ago

If a poor person tried this same argument, especially the "randomly and by chance aren't the same thing" they'd have the book thrown at them and be held in contempt of court for.insulting the judges intelligence.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago

Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It will be the first thing anybody you bump into anywhere will say to you onw Wednesday.

Literally as soon as you interact with another person either in person or communicate in any way through electronic mean you'll know.

Anybody with any device connected to the internet will be displaying it on the home screen before you even mean to turn it on.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

The fucking tractors can drive themselves with GPS and track how much they've harvested through sensors to know when to swap tractors. Pretty sure they can figure out how to turn on the fucking headlights.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

To continue your stupid fucking metaphor there are multiple people available to house sit for you who have a well documented policy of not shitting on floors but anytime somebody suggest you hire any of them you insist they aren't hireable and point to the fact you refuse to hire them as evidence.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (6 children)

The problem is all summer I lie to myself and say it's really not so bad except for like 6 weeks from the end of December till February then we change the clocks and I have to get blinded by giant fucking trucks for 45 minutes every night.

This is a serious problem and not a petty personal grievance that's an obvious consequence of living whre I chose to.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

At least that's the correct weather for this time of year. It was fucking 75 walking around trick or treating in the dark. Nothing like the weather being pleasant out but you can't do shit cus it gets dark at 430.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Seriously fuck this shit. Starting next week gonna be fucking dark out when i leave for work and dark out half an hour before I leave work. Super stoked to not have any waking hours during daylight to do what I want on weekdays for the next 4 months.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

"It's bad when when people call the cops on peaceful protestors"

"You might think so, but what if we turned it into a weird metaphor that involves people shitting in my living room for no reason"

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I would simply not hire anybody to house sit for me who has shit on my floor before.

Now I'm sure you'll explain to us how it's complicated and not that simple, even though it totally fucking is.

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