Somebody literally asks them to campaign at them and they roll their eyes and tell you to read their website because they love homework.

"Idk what you heard but just so everyone knows I deffinitly did not shot my pants in front of a national audience last night, just wanted to put that out there for no reason"

When you've lost this fucking douche as a lib there is truly nothing left.

Yea Biden can dig his heels in all he wants but if all the donors decide they're not giving any more money to this convoluted performance art project somebody who's name we've never heard of is going to have a very brief and very frank conversation with Biden about what he's going to do next and resigning "of his own volition" is going to be by far his best option.

Yea if Harris is the candidate Trump wins 40 states.

But also if the dems try to run somebody else as pres and kamala as vp she's morally obligated to either violently attack the new nominee or perform ritual suicide out of embaressment.

"But I know what I do know, I know how to to tell the truth."

"We defeated medicare."

"I have a 6 handicap in golf."

Not only is there nobody for backup libs have spent the last 2 years absolutely hammering the line "you may not like him but he's the only person who can beat trump"

They really can't come out now and say "ok so he can't actually beat trump but this equally uninspiring dipshit with the exact same policy goals and personal beliefs is ACTUALLY the only person who can beat trump. Yes we were lying for the last two years. No we're deffinitly not lying now. No it absolutely can not be anybody with even a single policy or belief that yous support or agree with."

Because her dying didn't real change any of her beliefs or personality.

Unfourtunatly the vast majority of people apparently want to continue the imperialism and their solution is just to shoot the immigrants trying to flee the conditions we're responsible for.

Reddit libs blaming cnn is pathetic even for them.

"They just let him lie constantly."

ITS A FUCKING DEBATE, IF YOUR OPPONENT WAS LYING HIS ASS OFF ALL NIGHT CALL HIM OUT, THAT SHOUKD BE A HUGE ADVANTAGE FOR YOU.

CNN ISNT GOING TO BEAT TRUMP FOR YOU, COMEY ISNT GOING TO BEAT TRUMP FOR YOU, MEULLER ISNT GOING TO BEAT TRUMP FOR YOU.

YOURE THE ONE FUCKING RUNNING AGAINST HIM, YOU NEED TO FUCKING OPPOSE HIM, NOT BLAME THE PEOPLE HOLDING A DEBATE FOR NOT CAMPAIGNING FOR YOU.

Yesterday I was thinking it'd be funny to say it was a conspiracy theory that all the late night talk shows were off this week so none of them had to try to defend bidens likely terrible debate performance, either alienating their lib audience or anybody who didn't think it was funny to get explicitly lied to in real time.

I am no longer joking when I say that.

Is there really not some dnc high up tearing g him a new asshole for how bad he fucked that up? Does he not realize that was a generation defining fuck up?

Are they gonna have to pay Obama 30 mil to fly in and yell at him?