Porn, porn, porn!
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Half asleep walking to work I said hello back to a guy. Turned out he was talking to someone on the phone with earbuds.
Friend of mine was moritified when I asked a Mormon elder who started talking to us if they still believed in bigamy. She thought I meant sodomy.
Also, one of the commenters here said they worked at a dog hotel? Is that a thing?
First three won't necessary cost anything
Doing anything other than boning or vegging on the sofa with your partner will cost you money.
Dating very much will cost you money (not that it isn't worth it if you have it).
Also I can't imagine what sort of hobby costs very little money.
Yea you're going nowhere after a pound of morphine, I tell you hwhat.
His pad was stollen, baked into a traditional German Christmas cake.
Mini roll. Appropriate.
He might look like an accountant but he's a hard bastard.
There are signs where I live that warn about the aggressive seagulls.
Actually use Home and End keys to get to the start and end of text.
Ctrl + F for searching text. Very useful.
Alt + Tab for window switching.
Linux + USB drive to switch away from Windows.
That was amazing and highly informative!
I recommend Tubular. Newpipe with Sponsorblock. Didn't realise how much of a game changer that would be until I tried it.
Just need to find a way to stop Eternity from opening Youtube links in the browser. Sure you can share it with the app but it would be a lot more convenient.