AlexanderESmith

Hears her Mom for the first time... which means she's never heard words before... how the fuck does she know what "I love you, please marry me" is supposed to mean? It's just a jumble of new, incomprehensible sounds...

Being able to read and write doesn't mean you can understand spoken language, or speak.

They should look up "Streisand effect"

Get off this site and call a doctor right now. You don't have the tools you need to sort yourself out.

Don't do anything else until you talk to a trained professional who can give you those tools.

There's no magic solution. You need therapy. It's not a bad thing. Go get it.

Ah, indeed. Appreciate the distinction 👍

"This meal will stick to your ribs! No, really..."

I'm hallucinating right now, WEEEeee...

Caps lock is cruise control for cool

Because the people voting for him are - themselves - childish, contrarian, armchair political pundits, who picked a jackass because they started out thinking it was a funny meme, but now have to pretend like they did it on purpose because someone said they were a fucking moron at thanksgiving and they're leaning into it out of spite.

Well, that's some of them. Some of them are just fucking idiots who think that the rising racist tide will lift their boat higher than the minorities that get paid more than them (because they're actually good at their jobs).

Why the fuck are you using Unity? Or is that Gnome? Honestly I can't tell them apart.

That do you mean? Why not use the new version?

I've suspected from the beginning that he was trying to kill twitter intentionally.

There's nothing wrong with the original copy, this guy just has a millisecond attention span.