AlpineSteakHouse

joined 2 years ago
[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Children can be annoying pieces of shit but they are adorable and I have an instinctive desire to protect and help them. I get not wanting some of your own but I also don't understand the aversion some people have to them. They're necessary for the continuation of society. You'll need people to take care of you and work when you get older, so you'll have to deal with a child crying on the subway occasionally.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

More like transgendeer

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

If the democrats actually cared they would be jailing Republican insurrectionists and passing laws to stop it from going into effect. The fact they they aren't means the best case scenario is the dems winning and merely delaying project 2025 by 4 years.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

People always say "go to therapy." I say "Why don't you learn to make fun of other people's voices?" Why should I go to therapy when I can sit around in my 300 square foot apartment and pretend to be a Chinese guy.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

"I wonder why I'm getting small, sharp pains in my chest area. Time to worry about it and waste the whole day thinking I'm about to die" - Guy who just did pull-ups yesterday and forgot.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a good show so unfortunately hexbear refuses to watch it.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

When you're a girl boss but you haven't smoked weed in a while and you really need to relax.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Sounds rad as hell.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (10 children)

Something I do respect about Anime is that they'll throw the most wild bullshit at the wall. Japan will just casually produce a show that's entire premise is "What if a girl was a deer?" and that actually gets made.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Look, if you go around showing people your 6-inch master sword in public then you'll go to jail. That's how my uncle ended up on the registry.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

"they probably lean towards their trans pronouns but they're just dipping their toes in the water."

You are making assumptions about their gender identity here. Did they tell you specifically that they lean towards their new pronouns? No? Okay, then don't voice your assumptions about how other people identify.

I am respecting them by using one of their preferred pronouns

That's not the problem. You can use correct pronouns and still have an incorrect understanding of their gender identity.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

I'm submitting a new lathe request for funniest outcome of the election:

Kamala Harris becomes the nominee, Biden becomes the VP. Kamala beats Trump and becomes president. Then, she dies from a brain aneurysm and we get Biden again. I just think it would be funny if Biden's health somehow outlasts hers.

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