AnarchoSnowPlow

Cancer grows continuously. Obviously we should model everything on that.

A sampling:

"Okay. The American healthcare system."

"What's the quickest way to get out when you're lost in the desert? Just shout 'I FOUND OIL' at the sky and the US Army will find you soon"

"When I was going through puberty I used to joke that my face was so oily that the Americans would colonize it next."

"Sorry, I don't have any jokes. Please don't shoot."

"If USA is so good then why do we have USB?"

"English is such an easy language that even Americans know how to speak it."

"What's the difference between America and yogurt? After 100 years yogurt grows culture."

"If you speak 3 languages you are trilingual. If you speak 2 languages you are bilingual. If you speak 1 you are American."

"I bought you a house in Los Angeles last year. I wanted to tell you about it at the spring festival, but it was burned down."

And my personal favorite:

"Why do you eat like your healthcare is free?"

I saw a "give me your best American jokes" thread the other day.

There were some real bangers.

We've done this before.

Last time we used the word terrorist.

It's a word whose definition will change to suit whoever it has been decided needs to be dealt with.

It makes extrajudicial assassination of US Citizens legal for the government to do. Fun times.

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Better than we do.

Yes, but you only need to worry if you've upset them. They're very discreet.

Only their spirits.

It is as foretold by Richard Pryor.

Yeah... That's really weird.

Maybe they were bleaching the well. Double check your well cap?

"all I'm saying is you moved into an apartment, gave me a security deposit, and now there's now apartment. So yeah, I'm keeping it."

They know what they did.

I understand that stance for sure. My border proximity is less for running because of rights restrictions and more based on the necessity for humanitarian aid if things get too spicy. I arrived at a similar conclusion about where Canada, and the rest of the Western world to be frank, is going. We just tend to lead the pack on things like modernizing fascism here in the US.

Leaving Missouri for Minnesota has done loads for the mental health of myself and my family. I cannot recommend this place enough especially if you've mostly only experienced states run by people who think that governments can't actually do things.

Minnesota is Midwestern priced and within driving distance of a border.