AnonWyo

joined 2 years ago
 
 

"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"

 
 
 

So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...

 
 
 

They have the longest punch lines.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Bert and Ernie?

Oscar and Gil?

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

"Notice how I posted a meme a long time ago! Notice how I internet in superior fashion! Validate me! NOTICE ME! NOOOOOOTIIIIIIICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

 

Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.

Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.

 

I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.

 
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."

Hilarity ensues.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

 

Last words on the cross:

"Well...so much for nepotism!"

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN'T WOKE!

huffs and puffs in MAGA rage

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

I found it clunky and cumbersome. Hate on me for not discovering Linux sooner, but on XP, Windows Media Player did the same job more efficiently for me.

I will say, though, I moved away from optical media as soon as I could.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Heh.

You said "wood."

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

It's a major award!

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

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