[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

Funny for the parents

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 day ago

Situation also matters. This appears to be on a bus and between acquaintances. Do this same thing at home toward the adult child's significant other and it becomes a funny thing parents do to embarrass their kids.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Bought Icarus and State of Decay 2 today. One was 50% off and the other 66%. I almost bought them last night. Glad I waited. Always on the lookout for more co-op games to play with the wife. Can't wait for Ark 2!

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Thank Mr Skeltal

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[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

🎵 Please don't shitpost just because you can. 🎵

Before edit: Please don't post them just because you can.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is the right amount of crazy that I'm not sure if it's honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he's in my heart, checkmate atheists.

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[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 97 points 6 months ago

Still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 43 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of a Bender line.

Petunia: "Die young and leave a pretty corpse, that's what I say."

Bender: "You should say something else."

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It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 59 points 8 months ago

Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

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[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 84 points 10 months ago

I'd start by wondering how in the hell I got a girlfriend, then my wife would do the same.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 68 points 10 months ago

own a home

Too bad boomers ruined my best chance at that.

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[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 76 points 10 months ago

At least she's interesting.

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Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.

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