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Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

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[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is the right amount of crazy that I'm not sure if it's honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he's in my heart, checkmate atheists.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 36 points 6 months ago

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

But the body of Christ is bread.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 6 months ago

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works.

But his blood will make you dehydrated.

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.

[-] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

It sounds horrifying if you put it like that. ):

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 6 months ago

MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

That's not Jesus in your heart, it's a worm

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?

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