After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

Super God, duh

Some might see that as a bonus...

I'm fine with this as long as the little strip is referred to as the state's tentacle

While I guess not technically a gadget, a nice footrest is surprisingly comfortable when sitting at the computer a while

An electrical sit/stand desk

Your resignation letter should have just said "Now I'm about to roll"

It's all fun and games until the kids go home and tell their parents Derek went missing

What’s really intriguing to me is how it gets new members after everything that’s come out about it

And have my dick fall off? No thanks

The new Dungeons and Dragons movie. It was a blast

I liked when they told you to turn to a different page and took you on a little adventure