" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
BobbyGasoline
joined 1 year ago
I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.
Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.
To shreds, you say.
See, what people don't realize, cactus thrive on neglect.
Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?
Edit: deleted second electric
This wouldn't be half as funny if I wasn't married.
Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.
Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
Right? Throw in a "I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears."
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My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.