Carl

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

doggirl-tears it's so good i'm burning alive but i cant stop

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

These people have literally zero conception of historical processes. This is the president who is most famous for presiding over the period where the French Communists were completely dismantled and their membership transmuted into the Capital-friendly European Socialists we know today, but they are only capable of conceiving of the things he did in a contextless bubble.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 7 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

spicy ramen is beeping at me from the microwave scared

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 5 hours ago

god damn red note taught me the chinese word for "bullshit" but now every time I think about it I imagine spongebob saying it

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Did Tai Lung do anything to merit being sealed in a mega prison for a decade? I don't remember the movie that well but I think he just got into a scrap with his martial arts master which is "night in the drunk tank, six months probation" material not life imprisonment material.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

finally logged into Discord to apologize for depression sleeping through my D&D game last week only to find out that the DM did the same thing so I didn't miss anything comrade-fly

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

just walked my dog and BAH GAWD it's hot

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 45 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

This is very silly.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

god damn I love rice bowls ten times better than a burger for a lunch item

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

Doug lost a lot of credibility, but enough people still watch his slop so he's still doing it, just without a stable of other content creators orbiting him and being abused.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a thing people are doing, I think because a slice of cheese is acidic and sticky so it leaves a mark on the stainless steel

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

fuuuck why is uber so slow right now it's fucking Saturday I should be rolling in it

 
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Carl@hexbear.net to c/videos@hexbear.net
 

bugs-no

also it turns out that the idea comes from a malthusian, who would have guessed.

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/5074369

I've been given this responsibility but I have no idea what to do. Right now my idea is to just get all of the songs that have been on the various GTA soundtracks and hope that adds up to something decent.

The MP3 player that this will be on has 64 GB and will be used for nothing but controlling the music.

 

I've been given this responsibility but I have no idea what to do. Right now my idea is to just get all of the songs that have been on the various GTA soundtracks and hope that adds up to something decent.

The MP3 player that this will be on has 64 GB and will be used for nothing but controlling the music.

 
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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/4836183

(my helmet says "CCCP")

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Carl@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net
 

(my helmet says "CCCP")

 

I'm looking to run the game on Friday May 2 and 9. Depending on how much interest there is, I may fold people from this site into my morning group (start time 7am PST) or create a second group and run it at a different time/date. So please post your interest even if those specific days don't work for you! Session length will be 3-3.5 hours.

If you're not familiar with BFRPG, the core rules are available for free from here, and a google doc with my own house rules/automatically allowed supplements is available here. The tl;dr on the core rules is that it's a modernized re-imagining of OD&D, providing a very simple to play system that encourages creative player thinking over build optimization, and the tl;dr on my house rules is that I simplify initiative and movement in combat and give every player my own variant on "inspiration".

The two-shots will be a short adventure of my own creation that centers around a dungeon crawl and gives the players an ancient mystery to solve. It's called The Flooded Desert.

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