Chef_Boyardee

Buried.

Banger after banger

The people that made money investing in Tesla. I have a friend that made a ton of of Elon. But I'm a good boy, and bite my tongue about it.

There's no way to get all the panels to match up.

Oh yeah? We still have more guns.

/s

My father has dementia. At some point it becomes less about making the best of what's left, and instead finding all of the poop footprints he tracked around the entire house after stepping in his own shit.

I call that: "I'm not coming in today." That's all you need to do.

Even AI porn is getting good.

I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

First World Problems

Sorry I'm late to the party, but you definitely smell a corpse after 4 days. I used to bag and tag bodies for a while. Just breathe through your mouth.

Virginity