It comes with a backscratcher!

It’s probably for the smell. The plant is rafflesia arnoldii, which smells of rotting meat to attract flies as pollinators.

“Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series”

“…& Knuckles”

Who the hell watches videos at 2x speed anyway?

If you have oven mitts with rubber on them, those work too. Mousepads also work in a pinch (do people use mousepads anymore?)

I was trying to get help with something while setting up Windows, and getting increasingly frustrated with their stupid automated tech support (because evidently it’s literally impossible to speak to a human unless you’re a developer or something). I ended up cursing at it, and it stopped and went “Let’s keep this professional.” If anything that made me even more pissed off.

What doesn’t kill you mutates and tries again.

One Dyson sphere, comin’ up

You can rip my Oxford comma out of my cold, dead, and grammatically-unambiguous hands.

Like most things in life, blame the French

I once had a dream where there was a McDonald’s in Skyrim. My first thought when I woke up was “There’s probably a mod for that”

I don’t even want to know what the French horn players are doing to their instruments…