Folks were saying "he's so lucky to have sex with two beautiful women"

AND chuds were like "being stepped on is NOT sex"

And its like buddy don't tell me how to have sex.

Jake is regularly beefing online with chuds and red scare adjacent people (but I repeat myself).

A while back one of them unearthed a HD porn video Jake was in where two very attractive dommes do a bunch of stuff to him including make him eat his own cum at the end.

It was meant to be "this you?" own. But he was like "yes". And lots of people (like myself) were like "he's so lucky", "he just like me fr" etc

Having a “Jeffrey Epstein the New York York financier?” moment.

Jake Flores? The guy who ate his own cum? (Positive)

I’d probably wait for the last three eps before recommending. Though it’s probably fine as a stand-alone too.

The episode is good, great saber fights, martial arts stuff, twists and deaths. If it keeps up the pace it’s the second best show they’ve made, but it might just be one good episode, in a bunch of meh.

The latest episode was good. But until that snoozefest.

Neat. Yeah the chuds are complaining about the Acoylte but I like the way it shows there's random other force users floating about. Splinter Jedi. Random Witches (who are not the Dathomir kind) who call the force "the thread".

Even the big villain it's not clear if they're actual Sith, a Sith wannabe, a Sith impersonator etc.

Wild. I just imagine a scene similar to Shogun when Blackthorne is yelling slurs at the Portuguese priest and the confused Japanese are like "aren't these guys both Christians and foreigners?", except it's with 2 Jedi and group of confused local species.

The throwaway line in the Acolyte about splinter Jedi orders is interesting, because it would be hilarious to see a Catholic-Protestant split amongst Jedi. Like yes we both believe in following the light side of the force, that the dark side is evil, but I'm going to kill you because I don't acknowledge the authority of the high council over individual practicing masters and also it's okay for me to fuck.

I think the Cybersmith is fascinating, in that he is not doing a bit, I think he is genuine in all his crazy stuff, but he has a self-awareness of the attention and feedback he gets from being himself, so he sort of knows where to lean in to get a response.

Teaching the gayest and the horniest parts of the bible on loop.

Also again allegedly they were calling each other husband and wife in texts, while planning to run away to another country and have a baby. Their lawyers defence is this is just jokes between friends. Just two gals joking about.