Without my glasses, I thought the thumbnail was some kind of ape. I blurred this screenshot a little to simulate.

I can't believe they acknowledged the Virtual Boy ever existed. Why they never ported the games to 3DS is mind boggling.

Why do short videos have to loop automatically with no way to turn it off? Who the hell decided that was a good idea and why has every other app followed suit?

I especially hate the ones designed to loop because they think it's "so clever".

"Never play with liquid mercury
It's really bad for your health and shit
That's why you should..."

🤮

If anyone reads the comments before reading the aritcle and they feel spoiled, it's their own fault.

Microsoft is the fucking worst with their trick questions and constant nagging.

They do this because they want you to use Edge which steals search results from other search engines.

Good luck getting it to run no matter where you buy it! You'll need patches and a prayer circle to play it.

I'm a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I'm going to hell if I don't convert.

Interestingly, humans "auto complete" all the time and make up stories to rationalize their own behavior even when they literally have no idea why they acted the way they did, like in experiments with split brain patients.

She has all she wants.

MORAL

How is this clickbait? The all-caps is a bit much, but the title contains everything you need to know. There's nothing remotely clickbaity about it.

Um, we can all see what instance you're from...