CrookedSerpent

joined 4 years ago
[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 32 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Chat is this real?

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mods removed this funny post, we literally live in 1984

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Thank you. You are a true American Patriot, I hope you appreciate the personalized postcards I seend you every Christmas

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm actually John Kerry. Not the John Kerry poster, the actual guy.

 

Liberalism if it was an alcoholic beverage

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Juche necromancy

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Dark Souls 2 is peak fiction. Nobody can change my mind.

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I thought he just was a sex criminal. But idk I could be wrong

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If I hear one more "ally" using AFABs and AMABs as nouns I'm literally going to jump out of a building. JUST CALL ME A SLUR, PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR BEST SLUR THATS ALL I WANT JUST STOP USING AFAB AS A NOUN THATS ALL I ASK.

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (10 children)

Okay guys dont tell everyone, but I genuinley think this is the dumbest struggle session to ever happen on this website, and ive been here for ALL OF THEM. This one is so bad, im not even gunna bother making a funny bit/bait post about it like I usually do. Literally the dumbest shit imaginable, grow up.

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago

The dumbest struggle session of your life so far so-far

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

attenuating to the asian hivemind to decide my personality brb

 

Seriously, they must get some kind of sick pleasure out of ruining the days of us fucking peons who serve them... It's all so tiresome...

 

I would like one (1) friend please, does anyone here know how to go about acquiring one on the cheap?

 

Nothing against vegans btw, I'm cutting dowen on my meawt consumptwuon OWO. And yes, I am a leftist, yes, I eat meat, GET OVER IT. Not everyone is as PRIVILEGED as you vegans!

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