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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

hexbear-chapochat is a banned alt of reddit-logo, and we :JB-shining-aggro: :specter: the internet every day!

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Got banned from reddit and now I just use hexbear instead.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Didn't we all get banned from reddit at some point? It's kind of a badge of honor. Hell, I even got banned from r/communism which I also consider an honor.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah, I got banned and never looked back. Saying what billionaires deserve in r/technology was so fucking worth it.

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

went looking for the most problematic person i could claim to be but i dont remember anyone, so im just going to settle for saying that im actually black mold futures which i dont remember them being super problematic so the bit doesnt really work

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

BMF is famously banned at least so you got that going for you

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago
  • 7Deadlyfetishes
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Enver_hoxha

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm actually John Kerry. Not the John Kerry poster, the actual guy.

[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I voted for you 7 times back in 2004

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Thank you. You are a true American Patriot, I hope you appreciate the personalized postcards I seend you every Christmas

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mods ban this ban evader for ban evasion

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You got it! Banned @Infamousblt

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

This is why we need to disempower the deep bear

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago
[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah I was banned my alt was german_green_trotzky_mlady_pos_white_entiteled_classtraitor, couldnt even comment ones much freedom of speech

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

I think my favorite interaction on this website is when someone's banned alt accused me of being someone else's banned alt.

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

I'm the banned alt of the earth itself.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Not enough randomly spamming one person with a string of angry posts for literally no reason, I don't believe this one

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I'm Bureaucrat

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Yeah, I'm Melina

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i'm the alt of user ''GrooovyGromit'' who will be banned on the pleasant summer evening of the 23rd of May, 2027, sometime between 13h and 15h, but not before lunch

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago
[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would have revealed that I'm actually @TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net's transgender alt, but he's unbanned now so that's not fun anymore

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Re ban him Jan 21st

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm BMF.

.BEANIS mold futures

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago
[–] Luna@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Luna@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Damn, I got nothing catgirl-flop

I suppose this is a good thing, but I can't post GOOD things in BADposting catgirl-hiss

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

We are all liberal socialist