Lemmy really gives reddit for boomers with these made up rage bait posts like this.

Gets straight to the top and everyone is saying they wish they could be this guy because they don't care about modern issues and want to go "back to the good ol days". Rage bait didn't even get rage, just people creaming over the idea of not thinking about global issues and trans rights.

Lemmy doesn't hate beer, it hates women. You think they'd be going on about a guy drinking a beer in a picture?

Yeah how dare they be excited that someone they likely love and adore made a commitment to be with them and celebrate it with what is typically seen as one of the most monumental moments in someone's life. Idiots.

If there weren't price tags in the pic I would have guessed this would be $25-$30. This type of convenient food, none the less fancier versions of convenient foods, are expensive. Go figure.

If "proper shopping" is buying cheap and healthy food then yeah OP you suck at it.

Unfortunately, not instead of, but as well as... We're still dealing with the anti climate change and evolution people =\

Karen jokes are for boys that want to be openly sexist and hate women that they're not attracted to (middle age). Then they specify she's white so they can't be perceived as racist.

He looks like Bilbo Baggins in the scene where he's overcome with desire for the ring and tries to take it from Frodo.

I took medical anthropology recently and this is the best answer. Helping others, even if they seem too far away to affect you in your individualist isolationist country, will actually affect your health.

A lot of kids also don't want to brush their teeth, go to bed at reasonable hours, or clean their rooms.

Kids don't really get to just do whatever they want it turns out because they aren't the best at taking care of themselves and making good decisions.

And there's people out there who work just as much but will never make the same amount of money. When you have the privilege to never worry about cleaning, laundry, taking care of your kids, grocery shopping, cooking, and all the numerous bullshit things that just add up to consume your time that you can wave away when you were born rich allow you to do that. They don't consume your day and energy.

Not that everyone if suddenly given that kind of time would do what he does, but I don't think they should. I think he's the type of person who looking back on his deathbed will regret only spending 2 hours a day with his family. That's really sad.

How dare you make me see this with my morning tea.

I guess that meme I keep seeing that's asks "did we leave all the stupid people on reddit?" Was wrong.

Y'all can't understand a few simple metaphorical images that looks like it was designed for children to understand, and are going all out in contriving obtuse reasons for why it doesn't work or isn't realistic.

Yes, of course if this was real she could walk to the other side, but it's a fucking metaphor.