ErnestGoesToGulag

Real Pol Pot hours

Gotta tito the capitalists first

Also, I'd heavily recommend reading up on Puyi's life. Dude went from a spoiled emperor egomanicial sadist who never even had to tie his own shoes, to a common worker who visited a woman in the hospital everyday because he accidentally hit her with a bike.

"Mao had often noted that Lenin had Nicholas "II, the last Russian emperor, shot together with the rest of the Russian imperial family, as Lenin could not make the last tsar into a communist; making the last Chinese emperor into a Communist was intended to show the superiority of Chinese communism over Soviet communism.[234] Puyi was to be subjected to "remodeling" to make him into a Communist."

And he succeeded

Mao has the biggest dick of anyone in history.