How do you prove your sexuality to others?
Let's see...
- Flight - Seems pretty useless to me if you can't go over 30, you couldn't easily fly to other countries for example.
- Speed - Reminds me of all the times I missed my train by literally two seconds but bumping into people while running inhumanly fast would be even worse IMO
- Invisibility - I don't know what I'd do while invisible. Spy on others? Pull shitty pranks? Not really. I guess crimes but I'm not that kind of person.
- Telekinesis - Pretty overpowered compared to the rest, being able to lift/manipulate up to two tons with your mind sounds incredibly useful
And glaciers are still not protected from idiots doing stuff like this because?
I don't really like it when people use acronyms when talking about music albums, it always takes me far too long to figure out what they actually mean.
Special shoutouts to TDSotM and ItCotCK.
That's just weird... Part of the reason I listen to podcasts is that I just enjoy people talking about things and AI voices still have this uncanny quality to me
FKPHONE
Who wouldn't want to buy a Fuckphone?
They might as well call it Cortana AI
Twitter ad sales have plunged 50% since he bought the company
Can't imagine why.... Nope
Remember: less viewport and more whitespace = somehow more ergonomic
I like how they just added those question marks with a pen
I still don't understand why car brands don't just use Android Automotive anyway. Most native infotainment systems in cars still look and feel like they're from the early 2000s.
That 55-inch interface they're showing off really looks like some weird 2006-ish concept.
Edit: Apparently, it's running "Google built-in" which means that this particular system is based on Android Automotive OS and it's just running some proprietary launcher on top.
I think this is my new favourite tech-related comic strip