As a sufferer of illness anxiety disorder, what you're describing sounds a lot like the thought processes I went through before seeking therapy for it.

You've described very little evidence indicating you have diabetes, but a ton of evidence indicating you have illness anxiety disorder. I am not a doctor and cannot diagnose you, but my suggestion is to talk to a professional who can.

It is and we are.

If my cat and I shared a birthday, I'd probably get a kick out of this.

short cumming

Please tell me more.

What is this cheeseless abomination?

What exactly is a "man cold?"

I like it.

ESH. The office temp for throwing the donuts and coffee onto the floor. You for not being understanding of this person's gender identity, and also you for making this story up.

Why isn't there an option for "the lack of a headphone jack is a complete deal breaker and I refuse to even consider a phone that doesn't have one?"

I wonder what his next last movie will be.

Impossible challenge: try not to cast Tom Holland and Chris Pratt in a Sony movie.

Penising someone is now my new favorite euphemism for sex.