[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Apparently the Trump self immolater was an r/TrueAnon user posting under the handle of "GaveUp"

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

My dick is growing faster than all advanced economies

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Being the setting of Hamlet and having Lego count for something.

Not really

Being the setting of Hamlet

Lmao this is the same mindset of people from small towns where a movie was once filmed

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Poggers in Paris

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

live-tucker-reaction Wtf why aren't you people reacting the same when my show came back on X, formerly known as Twitter?

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

*Just found out my town had communism within living memory

tucker-catboy Enjoy the type of freedom your parents never had

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I can answer that:

Yes

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago
[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Something something tech layoffs and taxes. Confucius

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

I'm loving, and I'm a part of this world

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

It doesn't matter because they suck

I was abducted by aliens when I was younger. I asked them to give me a bigger hog but they just laughed and implanted a device in my skin that turned me gay. I've been on the search for aliens since then, if they can turn me gay, they can turn me straight

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