GeeDubHayduke

joined 1 week ago

I'm seeing this meme get as much airtime as the whole "I'm a Navy seal" copypasta, and I'm not complaining.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you a xenomorph..?

Looks like obstruction is back on the menu, boys.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I agree completely, but your comment begs the question: can you supply a picture of Trump that isn't? He always looks like mummified foreskin wearing a cotton candy toupee to me.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (6 children)

He also let everyone believe he was just gonna run for one term. Then, when election season comes around, when asked if he was gonna step aside and that most Americans would like him to not run, his response?

"Watch me."

Fuck you, Jack. FUCK. YOU.

Sorry. If it's not playground rules, then it's just mayhem.

You still here? You're not living in a DE-lux apartment in the sky yet?

cough cough "Born Again" cough cough

Isn't God infallible? So, how did he fuck you up the first time? Gotta take a mulligan? Sounds legit.

I'm pretty sure bubonic plague isn't noticing, either.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Doesn't begin and end with the same letter! You're out!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Right this way, Brandon.

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