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I was seeing the same joke on the first reading, so I think you're in the clear, mate.

If it's the average western diet, it's probably from the massive amount of toilet paper that was used to clean the asshole after their failure to use a bidet.

And here I was, thinking my lemmy feed was the sign of me being hip and youthful...

Yeah, but I think I saw some trivia about the attack that made it seem like it was a personal thing due to relationship issues.

I'm happy that you're taking the account's claim seriously, but there's no way that there's someone who would be able to determine what instance is largest as the criteria, AND then choose it, AND be unable to "switch instances or access .ml."

That's either a chatbot posing as a person, or a troll.

Remember that the united states and russia were routinely inspecting the nuclear arsenals of each other. They may have been hiding how bad things were, but we can be certain they do have functioning nuclear weapons at a scale large enough to matter.

Well, that was the perspective of the people I spoke to and read of, so it's how I interpret the stories I was told.

If it's an actual superpower, it would pair well with the 'send folks minds back in time' chica. Perfect one-two combo.

Who is still using a 7+1 gun these days? Are we in the fucking pacific islands shooting colt .45s at the japanese? Get yourself an extended 300+1 drum mag that slots into your automatic glock you've taken from the secret service or something.

Sounds like a good business plan, honestly. Sell the idea to people that they get their massage by doing the person in front of them. You sit back and rake in the money as your customers do all the work, and you only have to do the last person of the day.

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The european death knot usually works pretty well. Or you could use a weaver's knot, but it's not as bulky. The 'overhand' family of knots is a pretty good bet for whenever you want a knot that absolutely will not come untied under tension.

I don't think you bastardized it. It's becoming standard 'english' to manipulate participles and verbs into nouns by adding the 'er,' which makes me exceptionally grumpy in some crosswords. I just couldn't find anything that said 'bike shedder' specifically so I wanted to make sure.