GoodLuckToFriends

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[–] GoodLuckToFriends 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're throwing out the pasta water, you're wasting some very good stock to make the sauce you'll put on said pasta.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just want to know the evidence for the motorcycles. Is it really a "stockpile" of them, or is he a rich bitch and likes motorcycles like jay leno likes cars?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

solid minority, really. Isn't the 'revolution' numbers often quoted at 1% fighting, 3% support?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 5 points 1 week ago

Traffic tickets blur the line between the civil/criminal courts. Especially in my state, where both speeding and the lowest level of assault will put you before the same judge. Since the lowest criminal charges don't carry potential for jail time, even in the effect they have it's difficult to tease out their differences.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 5 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if we are going to be able to truly study the effects of plastic. We'll surely be able to point at certain effects, but like porn, you just won't be able to find people who can be the control group.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 22 points 2 weeks ago

seagull is so much better though, because you can charge the client for the proctology AND the gynecology!

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Penn recently came out as regretful of his time as a libertarian, didn't he?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 6 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds like a really good time.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 13 points 2 weeks ago

No, all of ya'll are crazy. The dot of dirt on the window was the aiming device for a laser, and you had to use it to cut all the electrical wires without cutting trees or the poles, because those are wood and it would start a fire.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That just sounds like one step up from what most consider vanilla sex. "Oh baby, I love it, harder, harder!" is about as much of a lie as "I have never consumed one unit of marijuana, sir."

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 6 points 2 weeks ago

I came in here thinking that they were finally going to cut costs to the bone by getting rid of employees. Make the customer pay if items aren't restocked to perfection, and no more annoying employees who are being forced to ask if you need help. Sort of like those amazon stores that you 'pay' first with your credit card to enter the store and it tracks what you take.

Pure, sweet business profits, eh? Eeeh? I bet we could convince an mba to make that pitch, and could bankrupt a few stores before they realize the idiocy.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Remember that these things are basically ad-hoc devices that snake oil salesmen have convinced government agencies to buy into. The fact that your muscles near the buttocks move is enough for them to get the next level of the MLM, the interviewers, to be convinced that it can detect it.

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