This reminds me of when I was doing chi gungs with a YouTube monk, until he started making bizarre claims that I’d never get sick again and my body would magically heal itself. It did not.
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That's clearly a stew and not a soup. I will die on this hill.
It might be a stew when it's done, served as pictured, I'd call it a soup. Sorry bout it
What's the difference?
Stews are thicker with big chunks and soup is thinner with small chunks
For me it's more about solid-to-liquid ratio, soups are often "thick" but still liquidy overall. Stews are cooked down until there's basically no broth, essentially just a gravy. My personal distinction is that stews can be eaten on a plate, soup can't be.
And now you're water-based pooping.
It looks like the post was made by a Cambodian. Pov translates to 'young brother/sister' and is commonly used as a term of endearment. So the odd terminology could have been lost in translation. .... and that looks like a typical Cambodian soup.
It's probably not the real caption. It's likely fake like every other one of the social media memes.
Somehow, without the aid of nuclear devestation, people have managed to reset to Year 0. Just "rediscovering" shit that already existed as if it's new tech. And then try to sell it to people.
It'd almost be funny if it didn't make me so fuckin mad.
I figured out something absolutely crazy. You can put vegetables into the ground, (you know, the dirty thing outside?) and they will literally just start making more of themselves.
Also, you know all those naked people outside with too much hair and extra legs instead of arms? They're made of meat!!! It's true!
I have seen variations of the vegetable innvoation in the wild, although you can never tell when things are ironic anymore
Dibs on dehydrated water!
It's just interaction bait.
What's worse is they all passed history class. Somehow.
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"Stomach is thriving"
They don't even try to form coherent thoughts anymore, just buzzwords to sell your current "brand".
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I'm convinced that everyone who starts one of these weird diets and feels better has a random food sensitivity that just happens to get cut out by their diet.
Like, you feel way better on that crazy carnivore diet where you eat only meat, but it's cause you have undiagnosed celiacs and eating only meat happens to cut out all wheat.
Many people have FODMAP sensitivities and confuse them for gluten.
I've thought that because of my celiac tests coming back marginal and all the other issues I have, but I get wounds on my skin that take months to go away and severe anxiety from gluten which I don't think can be caused be fodmap sensitivity.
I know it's overused but cliches are cliche for a reason, so I love it when people say "So close!" and then make fun of someone for saying some braindead shit.
Also reminds me of some stupid ad I saw for expensive ass chlorophyll powder packets to put in your water. My sibling in christ, eat a fucking salad with spinach if you want chlorophyll.
CHLOROPHYLL? more like BORE-OPHYLL!
"That's why I take twice-daily MORE-O-PHYLL from Malt-O-Meal."
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I thought this post was a nod to our ancestors who figured out the power of soup-life.
These mother fuckers getting nutrients from hitherto inedible plants and just chillin as all the others got the runs and fever from eating uncooked game with worms n shit
water based hot salad
vegetables are healthy
Something tells me it dont taste like soup
It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.
The alternative, btw, would be to fry everything in butter or some plant oil, i believe. That's what they're opposing.
Making soup and then dumping out the soup seems like a very stupid way to make soup.
Maybe they feel better from not eating all of those simple, delicious calories.
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It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.
So... boiled vegetables. That's still already a thing. Not a particularly good thing (to my tastes), but been a thing for a long time.
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It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.
Then it's a waste of vitamines.
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If you want to do "water based cooking" for vegetables try steaming instead of boiling.
Okay so now I'm questioning where the line between soup and stew is...
Viscosity
Stew is thicker and chunkier. Generally made by slowly braising a big ole hunk of otherwise inediblely tough meat for a long time in some kinda liquid. Soup is generally thinner with little bits of whatever the fuck you have laying around tossed in to a broth or stock.
Chili is a stew. A bisque or chowder is a soup.
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