[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 22 points 8 months ago

I see no game console, so I can't say this is true. There's also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

Sorry, english is my second language.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago

I prefer a garden full of grown weeds than a clean grass cutted one. If a weed can grow and prosper without me watering it once a day, I think they deserve the right to be there more than anything my father ever planted on his yard that would die without getting water for 3 days or too much rain water.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

It's a bit weird that the US uses a measurement that was created in the time where people used their body parts for measurement.

Like, the inch is around the size of a thumb, and a foot could be bigger or smaller depending of who measured.

Still, it's still used as a measurement that only a small fraction of the world still uses.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

In the words of Jim Jeffries "If you disobeyed gods rules, why would Satan punish you? If anything, you're one of his boys".

Since the bible was written by god's people, it's way too biased when saying God is good and the Devil is bad.

Show me Lucifer's side of the story and I bet he's the more reasonable person.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 30 points 9 months ago

Chaotic neutral here. One momment I'm listening to Sabaton, the next I'm listening to Chainsaw Man intro song.

I regret nothing.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I have a friend that shares the name with a New York Times best selling writer. The first time I saw one of his books I was like "Da fa?".

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

This deserves to be on a fortune cookie.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

Gary cheats. Why else would he always challenge you when your pokemon are weak?

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Printf(hello);

Ladies go crazy with C.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of food?

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

When you lack black ink, the printer judt grabs the other colors until it makes black. Wich is kind of annoying since it's the cheapest toner.

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