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[-] SquareBear@lemmy.ml 94 points 8 months ago

This pic is obviously American.

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I know, right? That's obviously a type B power outlet on the left wall.

[-] sleepy555@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Gotta protect your mattress somehow.

[-] joneskind@beehaw.org 8 points 8 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 22 points 8 months ago

Why?

Real guns are cheaper.

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 64 points 8 months ago

The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is.. how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

this guy ~~fucks~~ sleeps on the floor

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[-] Buttermilk@lemmy.ml 48 points 8 months ago

Fake. Sheets are too clean

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 8 months ago

There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

In fact, forget the house!

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social 46 points 8 months ago

That's the meme? But that's just gender stereotypes

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago

*shitty gender stereotypes

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There are no stereotypes in memes. Never ever morshupls

Also, in your bio, speaking of stereotypes:

No sense arguing with tankies. Every take I’ve seen from hexbear itt is absolute brainrot, and I can’t wait until we can block entire instances. wojak-nooo

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

People don't choose to be whatever gender they are, but they do choose whether to use hexbear or not

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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 31 points 8 months ago

All the money was spent on the corvette outside

[-] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 8 points 8 months ago

Dodge RAM and you know it.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago

back when my room was like this, the bros used to joke about "grabbing some carpet" like any other seat

but it's just five hungover dudes laying in front of a futon with lotr or forest gump on again

simpler times boys

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 10 points 8 months ago

Did that carpet tied the room together?

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 27 points 8 months ago

I had a mattress that I had directly on a cement floor in a basement. That was an expensive mistake. The mattress retained moisture because it couldn't breath, contributing to it collapsing. A basic bed frame is cheap, makes the room look nicer, and provides extra storage space underneath.

I've been having some fun with my current setup. I have a bed, nightstand, desk, dresser, and closet in one room. It's maybe a little cozy, but functional as long as I put some thought into it. I even have a nice space in the middle that I can pretend I use to work out in.

[-] Galli@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

I think the idealization of this kind of spartan living space is basically the same as the cryptobro idealization of unregulated currency.

Over time exposure to reality will result in making compromise after compromise to solve each problem that arises until you have reinvented from first principles the very same standards that everyone else in society already arrived at.

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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

Fellas is it gay to have furniture

[-] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 months ago

What for? You can sit on the floor, you can put your things on the floor, wait you can eat on the floor too? Great!

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[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 25 points 8 months ago

Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!

Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.

[-] MrPoopyButthole@lemm.ee 25 points 8 months ago

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

[-] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Idk id probably be chilling

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 months ago

It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass

[-] DSTGU@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago

Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

[-] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Look at the king of England over here with a pillow and a double wide mattress!

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 22 points 8 months ago

I see no game console, so I can't say this is true. There's also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

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[-] TauZero@mander.xyz 22 points 8 months ago

Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don't even need a cup if you put your palms together.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago

Real men suck it directly from the ~~teet~~ faucet.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

The water bottle is refilled from the tap so I can stay hydrated on the go XD

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[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

If it weren't for women we'd still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow... and it would be amazing!

[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

Ngl gonna lie thats feels like a great way to live. Need more space? Just lean the mattress on the wall!

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago

I literally did this in college. It was great.

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[-] SamXavia@kbin.social 18 points 8 months ago

No need for anything if you aren't at home most of the time.

That or let's see that Gaming setup as you know that has some comfy shit.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you've got my room when I was in my 20s.

[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago

Literally my apartment when I was making 6 figures. Women be like “I don’t date poor dudes”. I’m like “lol just because I don’t blow my entire paycheck on Barre, Whole Foods, and shitty brand new apartment with paper thin walls doesn’t make me poor”

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[-] digger@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago

Toss in a camping chair and a TV sitting on the floor and I'm in!

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Can't stub your toe on the bed frame if there's no bed frame

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

I'd immediately go for the minimalist apartment. A floor bed that I can roll up, a table and chairs I can stash, just a big open space with dozens more plants and my gun.

[-] Unreliable@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Where's the bottle of lotion with a sock and/or tissues?

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago

God I wish I could love like this

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[-] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

First : No.
Second : Why is the problem with this place ? I would love to live this way : cleaning would be so easy.

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[-] oo1@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago

all it needs is a mystery turd in the bed , and a radiator to finish off a grilled charlie.

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