GrouchyGrouse

joined 5 years ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Marx invented the Tommy Gun to shoot all the gays with minimal reloading.

That's why they called him Karl-Thompson "Tommy Gun" Gunn

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I legit have a wild dream of grafting an impractical number of apple varieties onto the same trunk. It would be a nightmare if it started to get fungus, though.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Tears streaming down my face as I beg the apple tree to respect my consumer choice and grow oranges instead.

So far no luck

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to call it Womanhattan

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 55 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They're retracting the fucking keloid waiver? Are you fucking me.

Being stupid may be a precondition of racism but fuck me if there isn't another layer of dumb these racist empire mongers have slapped on top. This is like "refusing treatment from a black doctor and dying of the easiest preventable cause" levels of racist and stupid.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if Garrison has been keeping up with all the various Romanizations of the Arabic word "Quran" over the years.

Like if we go back will we find a Q'uran? A Khoran? A Koran? Κοράνι?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Destiny is such a scumbag

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Knowledge of "corn pone" figures into the calculus but I'm not sure how much.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Pete is one of those white guys who is clearly a honky. He's not a cracker. He's a honky. Can I fully articulate where the line is drawn on the cracker/honky continuum? No I can not. All I know is what side of the line he falls on. It's a vibe thing.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Trump either looks dried out or like he's drenched. He's not "putting on the rizz" or whatever the kids say these days.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just want to be the one that finally makes Flavor-ade famous

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Marx turned Hegel on his head. St Peter was crucified upside-down.

I'm not saying there's a connection. But there is.

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