This country is so fucking racist
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2025
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I thought the statue was supposed to be Vance tbh
i like how 4 decades ago, the US was financing and materially supporting reactionary reactionary islamofascists as reliable, eternal allies against a secular, communist state-building project.... and now the same hooting bozos that would have loved that whole operation insist the two fundamentally opposed forces are now, self-evidently a unified front requiring no explanation.
this somehow bothers me even more than when people conflate the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (1922-1991) with the Russian Federation (2025).
4 decades ago
oh they never stopped, they just do it against non-communist governments now too. look who assad has been replaced with. a former al qaeda guy conveniently willing to cede territory to israel and let israel use syrian airspace to attack iran.
I've actually met a few chuds feining outrage that HTS are killing Christians in Syria...and what did they expect lmao?
Right-wingers know nothing about cities, they make NYC out to be ultra-violent when the rate lower than average for a US city. Twice as safe as Kansas City. Safer than Nashville, Houston, Jacksonville, and Des Moines.
Not in the suburban and exurban enclaves! Perfectly safe! [read: perfectly hwite]
Yall don't understand, Nashville is a shitole tho
Okay ngl but the hammer and sickle on the statue of liberty looks hella cool
Write that down, we'll do it once the Communist Revolution topples the US government.
There aint no dummy thicc cake anywhere on this cartoon and overall minimal horniness, I'm disappointed Ben, very disappointed.
Several extremely phallic objects spewing their whiteness everywhere though.
Too subtle for Ben's readers, they need to be even more phallic with large double round bases
Crackers salivate over Andrew Tate, Saudi Arabia, Uyghurs, and Marc Lepine. But the nanosecond they see a Muslim that ISN’T acting like their own orientalist strawman they accuse every last muslim of being a terrorist?
I guess white people are mad that the Quran rightfully calls pigs like them disgusting creatures.
Redditors cheered for jihadist terrorists when they were killing Chinese people
Literally on the internet you see those exact same lowlifes laugh like hyenas over Marc Lepine.
The average westerner is more ISIS adjacent than the average Muslim.
I guess white people are mad that the Quran rightfully calls pigs like them disgusting creatures.
Which part of the Quran is that? (I haven't read it yet.) Sounds based
I was more or less making a joke. Pork is haram under the Quran as pigs are considered an “unclean” animal, so I was essentially calling white people pigs.
kelly's gonna be out of a job at this rate 
Brb writing alternate history where the US collapsed during the great depression and a communist revolution overthrew the gov and the statue of Liberty is now actually Marx wearing a dress, holding a hammer and sickle with a...copy of the Quran?
"Statue of Stupidity" is such a sauceless insult. Do better, Ben.
Who the fuck would get their feelings hurt over this?
Ben's mind is a scary place, where everything good is somehow bad
why is the one smoke cloud on marxallah's shoulder colored in... AI type shit
eh in this case he might have thoughtlessly done the inking for the smoke on the wrong layer (ie statue of liberty foreground, hence the lines being thicker) and then roped it in with the selection tool when filling that layer with the green coloring
I've been there before, the only hack-fraud behavior involved is managing not to catch the error before posting (but at same time ive also just straight up forgotten to color entire portions of artwork and posted them anyways so...)
@Dort_Owl@hexbear.net the cum edit of this is going to be wild, where is the PENIS! Dolphin going to go?
Penis dolphin will be emerging from The Quran
As is tradition
Boring stereotypical chud drivel.
1/10. See me after class, Mr. garrison.
Nothing is labelled, I can't tell what's going on
tag yourself
I'm the clown in the window of the crown 
I'm the strange butt plug on the hammer and sickle.
I'm the building whose knees popped and is screaming for help
I'm the fart clouds
I am the midwesterner overly excited about cans of soda "OOOOH, Pop Pop Pop!"
nothing's labeled except for the book. I'm so lost. Where is this? Who is this? What's going on? When is this? help!
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I might have to convert just to make chuds even more angry
the guy has my favorite boomer copes. I think I'm getting something from him similar to what people get from youtube compilations of shrieking college students
I wondered why Marx was looking so angry in this picture, but I guess that's just what Ben Garrison thinks his cum face looks like.
Its not supposed to have labels! Youre supposed to frame this and hang it in your den or garage. This is Garrison fine art.
Oh sweet god no my man has lost the sauce!
I just feel like political illustrators are losing their touch. This is another one that's narratively "who cares?" until you make the face into a sneer and add little details to describe fire and shooting in NYC.
That anti-MLK one about the "peaceful" protest? Narrative coherence. Obviously it's bad and he wants to do more bad. Kelly's anti-polyamory one? Narrative incoherence. It requires little parents crying faces for polyamory to be bad.
So it's like you don't even have anything directly bad to say about the Mamdani otherwise you'd probably have led with that. It HAS to be "well, doing something good actually causes bad things to happen" and it just doesn't seem like that's a popular stance anymore. So you either make an eloquent, succinct, creative, and thoughtful metaphor for what it's like to swallow a poison pill WHICH WAS YOUR ORIGINAL CHARGE AS AN ARTIST or you just flounder around with pure symbolic, uninspired gesturing. You're exposing your ass if you can't show me at a glance WHY people thinking Mamdani is... le good! is... le bad! You're washed. You're boring. You're spinning your wheels. Did you mean if you give a mouse a cookie soon they'll want the state to wipe their ass? Do you think so little of New Yorkers' desire to affect local issues? Did you mean that you believe the Democrat, the unpopular Eric Adams, was doing good for New York? I didn't take you for a vote bloo guy. Are you hopeful they'll enact the good policies of the Republican candidate? Who? Do you just dislike his smile? You're better off using a tried and true meme format - there's even one with an F-slur about a dog. I honestly think you'd have been better off saving the trouble and photoshopping Mamdani onto a dog and calling it a day.
Kelly's anti-polyamory one? Narrative incoherence. It requires little parents crying faces for polyamory to be bad.
Wait, Stan Kelly? That's literally the joke. He's the cartoonist for the onion, it's a parody of shitty conservative political cartoons.
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I wonder if Garrison has been keeping up with all the various Romanizations of the Arabic word "Quran" over the years.
Like if we go back will we find a Q'uran? A Khoran? A Koran? Κοράνι?
Please show your hood more Ben.
يا عمال العالم, صلو على النبي
New emoji?
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