Hank

joined 1 year ago
[–] Hank@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Caribbean men watching white women on the dancefloor.

[–] Hank@kbin.social -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

To clog up the intestines to avoid a mess when you... choose an alternative route.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Should have spoiled her extra with fancy food rich in fiber.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This could be a very ironic treatment for alcoholic musicians.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

That's some Reno 911 shit.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Weird way to write weaponized autism.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd want a fungi cock if it's long and girthy. It's not like my current cock won't spread diseases so there are no downsides.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

It would be funnier if she was was right tho.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 82 points 11 months ago (4 children)

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

[–] Hank@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Low body fat will plummet your testosterone levels which then leads to a low sex drive and erectile dysfunction... Oh we we're thinking about different EDs XD
Also your ED makes more sense in context of a girlfriend but we're in the fediverse after all.
I recently watched some videos about the effects of low body fat on your body and I didn't read your comment properly.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You get attacked by law enforcement for enjoying a succulent chinese meal?

[–] Hank@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thanks for pointing it out. I'm aware of that but I'm at 17% body fat and my goal is around 10-12% so my testosterone levels should stay at a normal level.

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