Knowing my luck, probably Parenti.
And if that's the case, why haven't you logged off yet?
Look me in the eye and tell me you want our precious yellow man to die
HiImThomasPynchon
joined 4 years ago
I would have gone with Hexenbieren but maybe that's a flaw in my faux-German.
I think the best translation would be Sechseckigerbär but I speak barstool German at best.
For those of you who play fantasy RPGs, have fursonas, or are looking for a band name: Hexenbär means witchbear
I like Dregonquest (despite the problematic aspects) and I felt ripped off by 11. A game that looks that good deserves more than the most boilerplate storyline since the NES entries.
I still stand by DQ7, though. The plot centers around time travel and sees the heroes save world not because it's their destiny but because they decide it's the right thing to do. Also at the end you kill god with the power of friendship, as a proper JRPG should end.
11 is the most beautiful a Dragonquest game has ever looked but the story is fucking whaleshit. I wanted to like it so bad but it's just the most boilerplate a Dregonquest story has been since the first 4
La Bamba (especially if you don't speak Spanish)
Anything by Nickelback
And my shameful former go-to karaoke song, The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.
It's a deep and sad story
And also heavily revisionist! None of this is evident from the Miyamoto texts! 
Nothing's wrong with being over 30, we're just not in "The Demo" anymore.
Yeah, technically it's 18-34 but the segment of "The Demo" most stuff is targeted to is under 30.
Mario is ace^1^. Luigi is straight^2^. Wario is gay^3^ and Waluigi is both transmasc and pansexual^4^.
Okay but we as the audience are still supposed to suspend our disbelief and interpret it as Mario (the character) killing Bowser (the character)
Also, if it's all kayfabe and stuntmen, how do we know that Bowser isn't straight in real life and gay in kayfabe?
Is it really affirmation if he says it as he throws Bowser to his death?
Really makes it seem like Mario is a proponent of "Bury your gays"
We're a small TTRPG group on Discord that's been active for a little under 2 years and for various reasons a number of our members have dropped out. So far we've played mostly stuff for/built ontop of D&D 5e, but we've also played a little bit of Roll For Shoes and Everyone Is John. The plan moving forward was to play some Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 4e (namely, the central Enemy Within campaign) but this may change based on how prospective players fit with the existing players (including EstraDoll and GarbageShoot)
We usually meet on Sundays around 6:30-7:00PM EST and end around 10:00, however the weekends of May 26th and June 2nd are kind of up in the air, which seems like a good time to recruit new players.
CWs are sort of hard to predict, however, when I find/build something that seems like it should be CW'd I will post such in the Discord server.
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Yeah, obviously the only reasonable way to know whether or not somebody is a Hexbear is to see them browsing Hexbear or otherwise hear them talk about it.
But I'm a simple hexbear, I see a space and I want to play in it.