Isopod_Activities

joined 10 months ago
[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It is sort of funny that this insane level of protection placed on intellectual property by the US tech industry is exactly why the Chinese are crushing the US in terms of innovation, since the Chinese basically have an open source economy while based on what I know, you can't make anything in the US without having to pay 100 different patent holders.

[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

xinternet "dam thats crazy"

[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

Surely Tesla has not released their independent crash testing data on the Cybertruck because it makes them look really good.

[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

With your help they can be.

[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

At least we can tell people Mark Zuckerberg is actually the product of incest on meta platforms now that there are no rules about misinformation.

[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

while you were gone the earth exploded, sorry :(

[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

oh fuck he's slick with it

[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Nice try officer

[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

he can shoot his load three times at me too panting

[–] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 77 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The shooter returns to his apartment, slamming the door behind him and pressing his back against it, his limbs spread wide apart as if to brace the door as his wide eyes turn to the startled faces of his three roommates in the dingy living room of his Brooklyn apartment.

"Guys, I did a thing," he says. Laugh track, end scene.

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