[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's like a fantasy author that wrote himself into a corner.

"Hmm, i can't have Jesus and God be different people because i already said there was only one god, but i can't have them be the same person because then he'll be sacrificing himself to himself.

Hm... Demigod maybe? Nah, too cliché, i'll just leave it really vague and let the fans come up with something, maybe add a third character to make it seem intentional" - Some charlatan, 0BC

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago
[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds:

And my favorite:

As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool.

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 months ago

Just like mama used to make

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not to butt in your business, but if that's your only reason to not have children, and you're otherwise financially capable and willing to raise kids, have you two considered adoption? Instead of bringing someone extra into this shit as you put it, you'd just be helping one of the people who're unfortunately already in it.

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There's a guaraná flavored soda in brazil called "Jesus", so this makes perfect sense to me.

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 months ago

In D100 systems that's usually good. You typically want to roll under a certain number to pass.

For example, if i have a 70% chance of sucess, i want to roll a 70 or under on a D100.

It's actually a much better way to visualize your odds than with a D20.

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 22 points 6 months ago

Inside you there are two wolves.

I don't know how you're still alive, wtf. Go to a hospital.

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 26 points 7 months ago

Mormon - m = Oro

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Do we really call ourselves "lemmings"? I fee like that kind of portrays the wrong image of us.

I mean, it's like voluntarily going by "sheeple" or something. Do people not know what lemmings are anymore?

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 25 points 8 months ago

Thanks for the suggestions, I'm actually checking a couple new editors out as i'm looking for an alternative to OneNote. Just started messing with this one, but i'm not sure if i'll settle for it yet.

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