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[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 223 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Power move

I'd totally do this on purpose

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 77 points 9 months ago

As did they.

[–] UprisingVoltage@feddit.it 44 points 9 months ago

Absolute power move.

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[–] GirthBrooks@lemmy.world 145 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.

Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 94 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me, though it's more indifference than active desire

Brought my wife's bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf

It's been there for months, keeps getting put back there

I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that's it's place now

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[–] notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 142 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 287 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 89 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That's why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today

Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I wouldn't exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 53 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 25 points 9 months ago (8 children)

what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's professional porn actor and prostitute probably.

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[–] binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 141 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 119 points 9 months ago (6 children)

What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 102 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Having sex toys in a professional setting is... Unprofessional.

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

Unless the profession is porn lol

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 21 points 9 months ago

I mean it looks like an office in their home, which is where such an error is completely understandable and forgiveable

Also, in the right context and to the right person a slightly-comically proportioned phalace can be a very funny and heartfelt gift especially when paired with a good punchline. I have a relative who works for the government, and received a penis-shaped bottle opener as a gift from a colleague in another agency after working a long-term project together with the attached commentary that his team wasn't the easiest to work with. Knowing the recipient plus how he loves to pull it out and tell the story every chance he gets, it's probably the best gift that he could've gotten.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Depends on the profession...

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[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm sure the calls of 'neckbeard' and 'incel' would be non-existent if it were a male subject with his fleshlight on full display.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Her liking sex/masturbation isn't bad. It's just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It's only taboo because of conservative evangelism, really. Like the difference in how the US vs Europe perceives sex vs. violence.

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[–] xenoclast@lemmy.world 67 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Either 100% deliberate or a prank by a mate. Either way. Win.

[–] Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Last time this made the rounds, it was said she didn't know the dildo was there, a friend put it there as a prank. It was also said she deleted all her social media and whatnot afterwards too. I don't have source and admit I can be totally off

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Girthy little guy, isn't he?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

At least it wasn't stereotypically black

[–] erictile@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

It should have been. This is the BBC after all.

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[–] art@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago

Good for her.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 47 points 9 months ago (3 children)

.... I'm not even upset. That's impressive. Quite a specimen she has there. Very nice.

[–] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Let’s see Paul Allen’s dildo.

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[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 45 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Definitely. What kind of animal stores a dildo on their bookshelf. You’re supposed to keep it safely tucked inside yourself.

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[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

She went on the BBC (no pun intended) to talk about her problems finding employment.

So it's possible but my spidey sense is she's doing it for a laugh.

However normal reminder, don't put anything in backgrounds that you don't want screen capped and sent first to your colleagues and subsequently to the world. Aka passwords, pin numbers, phone numbers, notes, org charts, technical artefacts or business sensitive information (including whiteboards)

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago

Fuckin coke can of a dong

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

A dildo, OUTRAGEOUS! Bring the fainting bed!

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.

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[–] Dracocide@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago

A BWC on BBC.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I've heard people say "the BBC".

I've heard people say "BBC News".

Ive never heard anyone say "the BBC News".

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and that cock isn't even black.

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 24 points 9 months ago

What's the point of having a Horga'hn if you don't display it.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

In the search for a mate, it's important to set certain expectations early on.

[–] PanArab@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Nothing wrong with it but still embarrassing

[–] Dedh@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

I swear I've seen this before, like pre-YouTube or circa 2001. i even remember the woman only lasting a few minutes on the forum that was scrutinizing it because she didn't seem to be aware of trolls. if this is a recent interview then maybe it was done as some sort of homage. only way i would have come across it back then was if someone threw up a link in general chat on pirat4x4.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (4 children)

The only negative thing I see there is Brian's rather backwards moralist judgement.

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