KellysNokia

joined 10 months ago
[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

it was bested by a 37-foot-high fork in Oregon in 2022 -- it remains, at 11,000 pounds, the world's heaviest

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

puts on fake moustache "Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please."

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

They love the increased sales

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

I played violent video games all my life and I turned out fine.

reflects on current financial and mental state

Wait a second...

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I actually enjoyed the meme but I think because of the analogy's incongruity it would be better received as a shitpost

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

wow super problematic

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

People who spend a lot on Amazon have great experiences on Amazon, people who don't spend a lot on amazon have poorer experiences

I suspect when you contact them there is a dashboard that tells the customer service operator how much effort they should put in to retain you as a customer.

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Everyone within a 2 mile radius has now had their girlfriend stolen

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

But did they taste good?

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another's index choices

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

"I'm suing you!"

"What for?"

"It's a surprise 🎉🥳🎊"

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