KellysNokia

it was bested by a 37-foot-high fork in Oregon in 2022 -- it remains, at 11,000 pounds, the world's heaviest

puts on fake moustache "Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please."

They love the increased sales

I played violent video games all my life and I turned out fine.

reflects on current financial and mental state

Wait a second...

I actually enjoyed the meme but I think because of the analogy's incongruity it would be better received as a shitpost

wow super problematic

People who spend a lot on Amazon have great experiences on Amazon, people who don't spend a lot on amazon have poorer experiences

I suspect when you contact them there is a dashboard that tells the customer service operator how much effort they should put in to retain you as a customer.

Everyone within a 2 mile radius has now had their girlfriend stolen

But did they taste good?

They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another's index choices

Dangit Bobby!

"I'm suing you!"

"What for?"

"It's a surprise 🎉🥳🎊"