Me and my 2 Litre, $3 "Jug-O-Body-Wash" feel called out.
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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Mens boots, cargo shorts, overalls, and hats are a god damn vibe. Just the sheer fucking quality.
WHY CANT I HAVE THE LUXURY OF AQUIRING GOOD CARGO SHORTS!! WHYYYY
My boots’ gender is work. I’m the lady in steel toe work boots regardless of where I am because it’s both an aesthetic and because they’re broken in
I just want to smell like something other than tree, cold tree, or beach episode tree.
I'd prefer not to have any smell, but that is apparently really hard to do.
And why do all products for men have to look like I'm cosplaying a sci-fi tactical commando?
I have persistent skin issues (psoriasis) and most specialized products are unscented.
This may be the singular upside to this situation ^^`
I assume having no smell is really hard to do and to cover up the slight chemical smell they put a stronger smell over it. That being said I am definitely not a deodorant taste tester so 🤷♀️
... this makes me slightly suspicious that you are, in fact, a deodorant taste tester.
I also prefer to have no smell, speed stick makes a unscented deodorant and I have a scentless body wash, havent found a good shampoo yet though. Just using head and shoulders.
How about tree chopped into firewood?
Sawdust, yes.
Idle firewood loitering, no.
Burning tree bones, yes.
Vanilla cookies, fuck yes.
I don't like wanting to eat myself constantly
Me at the grocery store yesterday: "These cookies look delicious! And they're 90% off!"
Wife: "Those are lactation cookies..."
Me: "I didn't know that was a thing... They still look good though..."
But did they taste good?
Lactation cookies ??? What is that ???
Cookies that came from tits ????
Food that contains nutrition, galactagogues, and folk-remedy ingredients to help with (human) milk production. Arguably, they're just food.
They are just food, for someone who isn't breastfeeding the extra ingredients don't have any effect.
why did they have to take that name for a milk boosting plant and not the name of an elete squad of cyber astronauts or something :/
Because the word for galaxy comes from milk haha
I thought it'd be a synagogue for Galactus.
Oh that term is such wasted potential! I thought it was going to be about radical public breastfeeding as a form of protest!
Imagine being able to shoot cookies out your nips. That'd be fuckin' useful.
/s
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