KhanCipher

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[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

He was busy getting back at Dr Ivo Robotnik for pissing on the moon and cussing him out afterwards.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well someone I talk to said that this might be a big brain play to invoke the insurrection act, or at the least be a two birds one stone for serving Trump's and the neo-con's goals here.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

There's literally an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise where humans discover alien replicator technology for the very first time

Which is also the episode that they blow up the alien space dock station because it abducted a main cast member... Well it's less offensive to your intelligence (or otherwise) than the actual red alert origin episode (why they say "go to tactical alert" rather than red or yellow alert...), seriously why did we need an episode's B plot (that later invades the A plot) dedicated to the phrase "go to red alert"?

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not looking forward to it because I know for sure it's not going to reach the bare minimum of CTR's greatness in the genre. Like imho the only game that has managed to surpass CTR in kart racers just happens to be CTR:NF.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

If you think that's bad, the local crank where I work a couple days ago went on and on about a video of a long line of Walmart semis traveling down the highway like it was a suspicious thing, and not that the video was probably recorded near a walmart distribution center...

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds exactly like how in music "R&B" is just the record label's way of saying 'black people music'.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Sorta, there's also another group of people that have a vested interest in making taxes as painful as possible. The Republican Party, because they want taxes to have such a negative association with them so that it's easier to sell their platform of tax cuts, budget cuts, ect. ect.

The thing is that the federal IRS, and most (if not all) state level tax offices already know how much you owe in part because banks and employers are legally required to send your total money income info onwards to the IRS and such. So we could absolutely do away with the system we have in favor of system where the government sends you a bill and you check the government's work rather than the current system of the government checking your work while knowing full well what the answer actually is. But we don't adopt it because the tax prep businesses will cry about jobs being lost, and a lot of politicians don't want that technicality hanging over their head so we're stuck with the dogshit ass system we got.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 18 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

So... they lied?

Eh, yes and no, like this is a longstanding thing with reporting losses/kills in military engagements, everybody over reports kills and underreports losses. A known example is that during WWII in the Pacific, japan zeroes that retreated would throw the throttle to a bit of a overload max in a way, and doing so would cause the engine to smoke a lot. The thing is that to the US pilots a plane smoking that badly was as far as they knew was going to go down, and so they reported those smoking retreating zeroes as kills, then at the end we find out that the US navy killed significantly more planes then what Japan had.

So even without any ulterior motive of propaganda, over/underreporting tends to happen a lot if not all the time in any military conflict.

Edit: If you want a funnier example, how many Tiger Is did the US army see and engage on the western front in WWII? If we take the words of tankers as truth, nearly every time they saw and engaged a german tank (especially if there was a long gun Pz IV in the fight), in actuality it was only three times.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As we've seen with this Palworld lawsuit

Okay stop it right there, there's a lot (and I do mean a lot) of moving pieces that is going into that lawsuit. The major thing is that the narrative that everyone i've talked to seems to have latched onto and not know anything about it is that they think it's a big company is bullying a small indie dev, however that isn't even remotely true because Pocketpair had officially in July 2024 (so it likely had been in the works for months, or up to a year beforehand) entered into a partnership with Sony, the same kind of relationship that Gamefreak entered with Nintendo back in the day when creating Pokemon. And as a short history lesson, Nintendo and Sony don't like eachother, and if you want to know why look into the original Playstation, the CD based SNES one, and ultimately why the Philips CDi came into existence.

Yes I am insinuating that the lawsuit is happening purely because of Pocketpair making a bit of a faustian bargain with Sony, and there's plenty of reasons to point to that being the reason. Like did you know that the damages that Nintendo is demanding from Pocketpair for allegedly violating patents is 10 million yen (and halting distribution, but that part is very normal for court cases in general), roughly $65,000 USD? Yes actual chump change for Sony, and also very low for what you'd think a patent lawsuit would bring in. Not to mention that patent lawsuits are inherently very risky endeavors to begin with, considering that right now it looks like both Nintendo and Sony are playing a game a chicken, and daring the other to blink first there's only a couple results that ends up happening. Nintendo wins, and forces Sony+Pocketpair to seriously reconsider how they market and merchandise the Palworld IP going forward, while also likely more clearly defining Nintendo's patents. Nintendo loses, yet has their patent affirmed, and more clearly defined. Nintendo loses, and has their patent invalidated. In all three results, they still get to make Sony bleed for doing from what Nintendo's pov is, a blatant encroachment of territory by Sony.

The closest thing I can think of something like this happening in the past was when Sega sued Radical over alleged patent infringement in The Simpsons: Road Rage, except there it felt more like it was simply because Simpsons Road Rage was so much just a Crazy Taxi copy paste job with a Simpsons coat of paint dumped all over it.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Since early ygo is all about 4 star cards with good atk power

I was thinking "that doesn't sound like goat format to me" then you mentioned Summoned Skull then it hit me that you're probably in a format predating Jinzo, the Monarchs, Chaos Sorc, and BLS.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes, time for my depression to start kicking in yet again, reminding myself that I know full well that the likelyhood of me ever finding anyone that would ever tolerate me may as well be 0%...

 

4 and a half minutes, or 5 and a half with the minute long title intro, into this and i'm already getting heavy vibes just from this screen cap that I'm going to want to chuck the writer, and everyone who signed off on this into the sun.

 

I'm in a restaurant, just got off work, trying to eat my "end of work week breakfast". Meanwhile some old fucks are talking shit about poor people and people on welfare half way across the room, and good fucking lord it's pissing me off.

Good god I have to deal with co-workers shitting where they eat, why can't I get some fucking reprieve away from work...

 

It's about that time when I actually write down how awful the Prime Directive is generally written in trek (I'm going to call it PD from here on out in this post), but first I should lay down what the PD is, it's reasons for existing, and some of my thoughts on it.

The PD out of universe largely exists because of two things. The writers becoming aware that the lives they live were built upon the suffering of others, in this case more about becoming aware of the horrors of colonialism. The next reason being largely a reaction to the Korean and Vietnam wars, though mostly the latter, in a sense of don't stick your nose in other people's business. This is all looking very reasonable so far, like yes we should rules and guidelines to exploring and interacting with other civilizations. The problem is that the writers more often than not have no clue what the PD actually entails, and use it more as a literary device more often than not.

In TOS the PD is largely used as something for Kirk to brazenly violate to show how much of a man he is, and it always working out in his favor, which further proves how much of a man he is. From TNG onwards the PD starts becoming warped and distorted, the most egregious case (besides like all of VOY) of this was the TNG episode where the Enterprise accidentally does a first contact with pre-warp civilization when responding to a distress signal, finds that the two civilizations are in a supremely fucked up situation (one is abusing the other), and Picard decides that the best course of action was to take his ball and fuck off. This was so bad that Lower Decks lampshaded how fucked it was. Then from there on out, it gets dragged out to have our main characters have debates in the important meeting room on whether or not stopping a natural disaster from wiping out a civilization is "playing god" or not, which the answer almost always ends up becoming "The consequences of preventing their civilization from being wiped out, must be on some level better than just letting them die". Partly because I highly doubt any of us would walk away knowing we could've and had the means to do something, and didn't. Also partly because the audience would likely not forgive the characters for not doing anything as well.

The other part of the PD is the 'don't stick your nose in other people's business', and this regularly violated in trek as well. In TOS there's a episode where the Kirk and company are in a system where two civilizations are having a simulated war with each other, and as part of it the simulated casualties of said sim war have to... it's pretty obvious what they're supposed to do. This goes on until the away team that includes Kirk, Spock, and some others are declared as casualties, so of course Kirk goes fuck this shit, this is all stupid and forces the two civilizations to actually have peace talks about what to do now. And the enterprise leaves with it being said/implied that the federation sent out someone to help them and mediate the talks. Which at the end of it I don't think anyone could knock Kirk for violating the PD in this case.

The flipside of this in TNG is the episode where the enterprise and crew is helping a civilization avert a natural disaster, and it's part of their culture that the inhabitants willingly euthanizing themselves after a certain age. This comes to provide the drama for the episode when one of the key people literally gets to that age, and is expected to do the thing while the crisis is still going. Like the I recall the civilization going out of their way to delete said guys work, and pretend he never existed in the first place if he didn't go through with it, he ends up going through with it and the civilization is saved, and nobody learned a damn thing from this. Great job writers, you made a civilization that's so stupid that they'll shoot themselves in the foot rather than survive, that's all I have to say on that.

Now what about the Klingon Civil War, yeah technically that's like it's whole own list of PD violations. I think K'mpec said it best about that whole thing, in TNG: Reunion he pretty much told Picard to his face "Look I know you've got your federation ideals to hold yourself to, but both of us know the federation is absolutely interested, regardless of the ideals they espouse, in the matter of who becomes the next Chancellor of the high council. Not for diplomatic reasons, but to not have a potential war with the Klingon Empire, and that's why I picked you to be the arbiter for picking the next Chancellor."

Now for ENT: Dear Doctor, fuck this episode, fuck Phlox for condemning a Valakians to extinction for the crime of allegedly keeping the Menk in 'evolution hell' (serious, that's the fucking reason), and fuck the writers for making this piece of fucking garbage the PD origin episode.

Alright, is the living situation between the Valakians and the Menk good. Fuck no, absolutely not, that much I know we can all agree on. The premise of the episode is that the Valakians have a genetic problem that is making them evolve into extinction. I'm sorry, but what? What the fuck is this shit, I'm pretty fucking sure it doesn't quite work like that. So questionable science aside, the Valakians have a problem, then throughout the episode Phlox finds a cure for it, and decides that it would be unethical to give the cure to the Valakians. Because he believes that the Menk are on the cusp of a evolutionary jump, a jump that can only done if the Valakians die out. Then due to exec meddling, he manipulates (he doesn't, but like fuck this episode) Archer into not giving the cure to the Valakians, originally it was supposed to be Phlox keeping the knowledge of the cure to himself. Then the NX-01 leaves, and we're supposed to cheer on the doc and Archer for being enlightened...

Where the hell do we even start with this episode, like legitimately where? Like we're mirroring the 'Picard takes his ball and fucks off' episode in TNG, except significantly worse because of the entire implied extinction of the Valakians, not to mention the strange leaps of logic, and the science that sounds very suspect. All that makes for episode that is not only bad to me, it's just flat out offensive on the moral plane.

 

To preface this, I already know the abridged version of what all happens in the story, and I also know what the internet thinks of Ava. So I wanted to play it for myself and see if I can find these so called unforgivable sins the character does. I'm up to Eden-9 (rescue Jakobs planet, right after Maya gets merced), and I haven't really seen anything Ava does as offensively bad yet, and I feel everyone hasn't done anything out of character.

So essentially from what I've played so far, she hasn't really done anything deserving of hate yet.

 

Imagine using this energy for actually productive change, over being angry that you're being slightly inconvenienced.

Pretty much what happened is it wasn't advertised that you would need an epic games account to play the multiplayer, and people are angry about it for some reason. Likely because it's Epic, not because they had to make an account, though knowing Gamers they probably would be pissed about about having to make an account outside of steam too.

And it's funny because the one discord server I usually hang out on that has pretty chuddy people on it largely had a reaction of "Sure it sucks, but there's a lot bigger fish to fry in the games industry."

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