This next election is going to be an absolute shitshow. I guarantee they'll refuse to certify the election, and they'll try to hijack the electoral college (again).

a fundamentalist Christian

Yeah... we just call them christofascists these days.

“Breaking: Giant piece of shit selected by a bunch of other pieces of shit. Nation shocked”

This mf is third in line for the US presidency?

Please tell me I'm wrong. I hope I'm fucking wrong. Wtf America

What do we call 200 people who sit together with 20 Fascists?

Is this a surprise to anyone? It’s not like the pool of candidates had anyone worth a damn anyway.

Election liar*

"Denier" implies they actually believe this nonsense. But they know full well it is, as Bill Barr put it, "bullshit".

For those who are concerned, no, he's not going to be able to run a far-right agenda (but he might try! 🍿) Anything that he could get through the house is likely to die in the Senate, and even then Biden wouldn't sign it.

That said, there is some scary bi-partisan shit that might get passed. There are at least two keep internet porn from kids laws that are really about don't say "gay" on the internet But both parties really don't like the public being able to freely deliberate and opine about how our government officials conduct themselves.

What we can expect is more of the Greatest Show on Earth. Republican infighting and stupid shenanigans should continue unabated. Republican representatives will provide plenty of campaigning content for their Democratic rivals running against them in 2024.

His opening statement as Speaker explicitly denigrates atheists.

Edit: So glad to see that the Speaker of the "People's House" as he so much likes to call it decided it would be a good idea to use his first speech as that Speaker to shit on some of those People.

Fucking fascists.

The Secret Service needs to keep President Biden and VP Harris far apart from each other. We can't afford to have this man become President.

He's a fundamentalist is he? I'm sure there are no tenets of Christianity, not a one, that he violates.

Not remotely surprising the Republicans compromised on the lowest common denominator.

Makes you wonder what their problem with Gym Jorden was. Must be behind on his cock sucking duties.

He said "Guns don't shoot people; teaching evolution shoots people."

Evangelicals are sleeping with the devil to do the lords work

It is a Republican majority, it was never NOT going to be that. This is the person that that they are, even marginally reasonable humans are VASTLY in the minority of the GOP.

Let’s get this gummit shutdown underway.

When McCarthy was removed, I thought it was a mistake for Democrats not to support him. Now this new guy does seem worse. I guess we'll know soon enough, when it's time to avert a shutdown again.

I’d expect no less from those that represent the coward half of our country.

The worst of the worst, exactly what the GOP were holding out for.

Republicans will always elect the worst possible candidate

I give him 26 Emmers before he drops out.

To butcher Trump quote - "When Louisiana sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”