wildly missed opportunity to mention Beetlejuice one last time in the article and post his picture at the end
KreekyBonez
joined 2 years ago
animani-jacks
"Alright, it's taken 20 minutes to initialize and warm up, let's try a test print-"
GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS
"Well that's okay, I'm sure it's part of routine maintena-"
SEQUENCING OFF
"No, damnit, I need to get the line running!"
...
MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW
"But I just changed the cartridge..."
MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW
crying and putting on lipstick
"Please, I have a family!"
MAKEUP LEVEL TOO HIGH
"Okay, I'll do anything, just let me print these batch codes..."
READY TO PRINT
"Thank you, oh merciful machine, I owe you my-"
GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS
my cover band is playing a beach bar gig tonight... I started shedding Margaritaville and Cheeseburger as soon as I saw the headline
they ratio'ing errbody out here
wise words. I started just playing to my strengths a few years ago, instead of overachieving for the nebulous award of being "the best", and my life has gotten immensely more fulfilling.
my current employer isn't asking me to be the best in my field, just good at what I do, and that feels great. I get shit done, and don't feel the need to constantly reinvent the wheel. or feel the stress of failure when something is over my head.
I found a ridiculous road closure last week, and GPS routed me through a ton of backroads I had never taken before. It was only marginally faster, but I'm glad I was constantly moving, and not on a highway-turned-parking-lot for those 2 hours. Also, we got to experience some new scenery that we may never have seen otherwise, which is at least interesting.
trinkets and baubles
and after overdoing it on the spicy foods, bidets are a true life-saver
sent from my bidet
the heavy blues fever dream I didn't know I needed
"blow money"
happy to see someone properly budgeting for nose candy
the 3 day rule