KuroXppi

"well, at the end of the day we all poop and pee out of the same hole"

"sometimes you get the shrew, sometimes the shrew gets you"

"Damn, that's a hard pellet to puke. My condolences"

Just visit my site please

You cannot criticise the Great Leader or else you get thrown in a can

Ascetic im gunna suck it

Goya Foods Inc. has been paying me $50 per beanis post as part of a grass-roots marketing campaign. It's unorthodox but sales of frijoles have increased in Fairfax, VA, by 6.8% y.o.y. since the bean meme was created outstripping other category competitor canned and package dry goods.

If you check the first letter of each of my last posts it spells out Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno, as a form of subtle subconscious reinforcement.

It does pain me to tell you all this, but it was for a good cause. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism so I took that bag of garbanzos and just ran with it.

I hope in time you'll come to forgive me for this deception. Damn I could really go for a Monster Energy Ultra Sunrise right now how about you.

My vote is golf for the former, and wrestling for the latter

I mainly identify with the glorpy kitty

A cute litle hehehehe or hohohoho. Hahaha(jajaja)s if you can get em

The rate of beanis posts last week was abysmal. I'm in half a mind to write you up

Are you all having some kind of party that I'm not invited to or something? I mean, it would be nice to be at least invited

Try it with your colleagues for instant rapport

The vine boom sfx. That's me farting too