Lanthanae
Why do you think that? I do not see any connection between my comment and you conclusion here.
No. It quite literally means that you also cannot be discriminated against for that. In fact, the protections that make it illegal to discriminate against LGBTQ+ individuals are the exact same protections that prevent discrimination because of your being straight, and if you were to repeal the former, the latter would be lost as well.
You have it, quite literally, entirely backwards.
So since I don't drink I can't hookup with drunk girls?
No. Also I hope the women you know are aware that you are not a safe person to be around.
I think you're misunderstanding what I meant but that may be my fault.
Would "Two people of equal drunkness can do whatever under the same terms and conditions as two non-drunk people" be better?
Don't sweat it. Some people just like to hate on things. You're allowed to ask question on an Internet forum dedicated to asking questions.