LocalMaxima

joined 2 years ago
[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

we haven’t had Borders since 2011 when they shut down

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

im-vegan except for harbor seal fed to me by an orca

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

wiffle ball style perforations

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 60 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

when a 26 year old woman walks in the room:

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 59 points 3 weeks ago

Flee to Tel Aviv where it is safe

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

in 2028 the dems need to run a serious imperial administrator type who can run this war better than the buffoonish, draft dodging incumbent republican president. can anyone think of a democratic candidate who has, say, 3 Purple Hearts to prove their patriotism and military experience?

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

iranian sleepercel on my honkshoo-maxxing arc

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

iran is relatable, 2 weeks of work away from accomplishing something but they’ve been putting it off for 20+ years

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Lathe time: US will attack Iran tomorrow. Juneteenth will be turned into another troop holiday to commemorate the war

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 42 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

like genesis 1, the days are a literary device, and should not be taken at face value

 

Adams was seen boarding a Turkish Airlines flight earlier today. When asked for comment, he replied, “Istanbul is the New York City of Türkiye.”

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