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Corn syrup counts as a vegetable

Taking a trip to the Pepsi Universe on my projection plane

Teeth stopped falling out. It was caused by lead paint. Babies born now of days keep all their teeth forever

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Let's go to the sietch-each, let's go ride a worm

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Not sure, usually it’s not really served with sides aside from chips or a pickle. It’s an Italian deli type sandwich without any “Cajun” seasoning really. Beans plus a vegetable as a side wouldn’t be bad from a nutrition standpoint, and maybe lean towards an Italian seasoning over Cajun

Obama is going to put all patriotic Americans in forced fem-a camps

doctor complimented my hair

I saw a hot dog place with a “veggie dog”. It was just bread with a choice of the normal toppings from the meat options, 2 of which were chili and bacon. At least they had it marked for 2 dollars less

vegetarians eat less dairy overall but more cheese than meat eaters

not beating the allegations

Also, the high meat category is 100+ grams (around uk average) and the average USian meat consumption is close to 350g/d, so US vegans might be single digits percentages of their meat eating counterparts if a similar methodology was applied

Would have been fine if you hadn’t been taking notes on a 2x4

My berries say:

to thaw place in bowl

Ready to serve