MacNCheezus

Why yes, I do have a meme for that too:

Well lucky for us, the book is so old that it’s long out of copyright, and additionally, the screenshot includes a precise location within that book (6.65, likely referring to Book 6, paragraph 65).

Here’s the book:

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Lives_of_the_Eminent_Philosophers/Book_VI#Diogenes

Please verify for yourself that paragraph 65 does indeed relay the same story as presented above, so that we can all be safe in the assumption that “he” in that paragraph does indeed refer to Diogenes of Sinope, not Diogenes Laertius.

She also figured out how to charge an iPhone with an onion and a glass of Gatorade.

Here you go, bud

I also failed.

Did you actually read those articles? The latter was a biographer of the former (among others – he wrote about pretty much all of the famous Greek philosophers).

Yeah I guess it doesn't allow access to those things yet although I don't see why they couldn't add that in a future release. The APIs for that already exist.

A walled garden works because it keeps the weeds out

My mom's boyfriend's cousin's stepdaughter was there, she saw the whole thing.